fo' shizzle my wizzle

"fo shizzle ma wizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah weezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah wigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my friend who wishes he was an African american brother"

by Some Dude April 03, 2003

assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.

Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life

by Some Dude August 27, 2004

Gold Glove

A awards given to the best defensive baseball players in their respective positions.

Are these stuff made of gold?

by some dude July 29, 2004

fuck witted

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

by some dude July 06, 2004