Some dude's definitions

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

abercrombie and fitch

A store in which Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shop. Hated by non-conformists, it is a overpriced K-Mart. Actually, I think K-Mart has better quality. Many people are bashed for hating it, although most of the people that buy there do so just to fit in. Hate it or ove it, it's here to stay. I personally dislike it. And no, don't say I'm "poor", "ugly", "fat", or anything. Most people own less than ten articles from their. Unless you are rich and can afford it (don't know why I used to shop there), just ignore it.

A+F Shopper: I'm going to A+F tomorrow!
Non-Conformist: Dude, you're gay. Just die so I can spend my time brooding in my room at three in the morning, listening to death metal and conforming to other non-conformists.
A+F Shopper: Whatever.

by Some Dude April 4, 2005

hmb

holla me back ...................................

holla me back, sometime ...

by Some Dude April 6, 2005

fuck witted

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

by some dude July 6, 2004