Definitions by Some Guy (Robert DeNiro face)

shooeblap 

A mixed alcoholic coctail consisting of a double shot of vodka of your choosing, 8oz of moscato, sangria or similarly fruity wine a splash of cranberry juice (not cocktail) and a lime wedge with an obserd ammount of ice.

Oh hi Mark, you wanna go drink a few shooeblaps and get goofy?

shooeblap by Some Guy (Robert DeNiro face) May 28, 2019