Solid mantis's definitions
Caindace slipped quietly into the home office of her big sister Abella, where she was working on the computer, and split her skull from behind with a hammer.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Someone that tries to make everyone else into their image. Someone that tries to have a bunch of people run somebody off for them.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

I know what I did to Dale, but what I could I have possbily done to you to deserve such aggression? Just a peck on the cheek, just a 10 second frenchie, that was it, no more than that. What are you so mad at me for bro?
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

When someone known as the mouth of the south starts talking about other people's mouths, you have hypocrisy at its worst.
The mouth of the south wants to preach about other people's mouths now, hypocrisy doesn't get any worse.
by Solid Mantis April 3, 2020

Someone as inhuman as anybody else that wants to be treated as more human, and special than anybody else.
The queen bee was an unlikable girl that wanted everyone to like her and respect her for posing what she was not. Really, she was just another narcissist, big fuckin deal.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.
Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.
Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?
Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.
Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?
Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

The instigator couldn't let the elementary school kids laugh at him/her, so he/she posed as a something they would respect, someone who broke rules, while posing as someone who loved rules to play the adults while trying to get a few of them to respect him/her.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019
