Solid mantis's definitions

Awestruck

What somebody would tell you they are when they want to try a new trick on you.

He/she thinks they're gonna play up to your ego by telling you how awestruck they are by your presence. Sounds too good to be true though.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that (Pokemon too) thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Dork girl

A girl that has a bunch of females put on hard hats when females start getting called out at office jobs for being dorks, thinking that hard hats make people look hard.

The dork girl wanted to see more females in hard hats and more males in sequins or aprons, since she thought that feminine males were better males than other males, better human beings.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019

Cock fighting

Michael Vick's real passion.

Let's start the cock fighting, what are we waiting for? You're right, the audience isn't here yet, let's wait , I'm just so psyched about it!

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2016

Defense

If you know your offense is struggling, and you feel like mice, there's the story about the two mice in the cream. The first one drowned, but the second one kept struggling until itchurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk again. Really though, when you decide what you will allow to happen (on defense), and whether you will let somebody else determine the pace or the fate of what happens, is what makes the difference between whether it is hard enough to seem impossible not to lose, or whether it is actually impossible to lose. If you're going to fight, fight as you and not to be like somebody else, that way they don't determine your fate.

Defense is what makes the difference between whether it's hard enough to seem impossible to win with 93 points, and ehether it is impossible. If you give up before the end, it really will be impossible.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Sheep

What somebody who wants to convince you that all change is a good thing thinks you are.

He/she thinks you're a sheep who hasn't changed anything because you're scared to. The fucked up thing about it is when someone allows someone more hopeless and cynical about life than themselves to convince them of what is best for them.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

Hypocrite

Some who says dont believe the hype while trying to grow a protest bigger and expand the hype about it.

The guy was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one who didnt already know he was a hypocrite.

by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020