Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.
The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.
by Solid Mantis September 03, 2018
Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.
by Solid Mantis September 03, 2018
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
A black guy who calls any white guy a cracker is like a black guy who calls Mexicans crackers. A black guy who calls a Mexican a cracker isn't right in the head, so why would a black guy like that be right in the head for calling every white person he comes in contact with cracker?
Richard Pryor called Chevy chase a cracker on tv because he wasn't right in the head, not because he had beef from 200 years ago with Chevy chase and his family.
by Solid Mantis June 09, 2018
There's a lot of black kids who call all white people crackers based on skin color. There are a lot of different groups of white people, just like there are different ethnic groups of brown skinned folks. Black people were fighting some groups for jobs in the cities. Polish people weren't cracking whips back in those days, Irish and Germans didn't come home from work to a house full of slaves. Italians and Russians weren't likely to keep slaves to increase mob productivity. Since when were all white people crackers even in the south? Many couldn't afford to keep slaves, and there were black soldiers in the confederate army. Calling any white person you see a cracker isn't opening doors to a more tolerant world, where did this bullshit come from?
Hollering cracker at some white guy walking while you're with your three friends as you floor it down the road isn't gonna make the past any more wonderful over some shit that was between you and a family who owned a plantation. You can get out of your car and let some guy know how you feel if there really is something you don't like about him.
by Solid Mantis June 09, 2018
When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.
Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018