One sided

Going to someone else's neighborhood and trying to fuck with them there is both one sided and inflammatory, especially if they're not showing up where you're from and trying to fuck with you there.

The girl didn't know how one sided her shit really was, which was why it was the worst kind of one sided. Her not holding anything about anybody's life sacred didn't mean nobody else did.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Meals on wheels

Eating out a paraplegic or a girl in a wheelchair.

Ricky had his meals on wheels today.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Chasing the pussy

Chasing a chicken shit guy or girl instead of the money.

He was chasing the pussy through the woods until the pussy found and picked up a big stick and hit him with it from behind a tree, knocking loose a few teeth. He should've chased the paper instead.

by Solid Mantis February 07, 2021

Self conscious

Its one thing to self-conscious (most people are at least some of the time) about what people think of you, everything from what you look like to your abilities at different things. Its another thing to be desperate all the time to convince other people you never get embarrassed or self conscious and don't care what anybody thinks of you all to keep people around you so that you're never alone, because you hate being alone, and you know damn well you care more than most what people think of you.

There's nothing unusual about getting self-conscious, since even if you try to do everything perfect, its not gonna be perfect, and you're gonna do some human shit and you're not gonna feel proud of what you did. The most self conscious people in the world are the ones that keep telling you they don't care what anybody thinks of them.

by Solid Mantis December 06, 2019

Opponent

Something you can always be, and have, if who you were growing up isn't working out.

The guy/girl didn't want to get called a mollycoddle anymore, so he/she kept making opponents by trying to look like their alter ego.

by Solid Mantis November 01, 2019

Announcers

Thanks to what some of the announcers are saying about black quarterbacks, some of them are getting shots in their spine thinking they have to become black Superman. Instead of fucking with a guy's head, since he's not there to be anybody's superhero, why not take his talent for what it is, without trying to inflate everything to excess? Not everybody can do what a quarterback or wide receiver does, so it's special enough without the guy feeling like he has to put a cape on every time he walks on the field to keep people from hating him. Especially when not every quarterback would have to put a cape on for people not to hate them.

Announcers are watching the same game as everybody else, and not everybody watching agrees with their script.

by Solid Mantis April 09, 2021

Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise. They're both weak in opposite ways.

The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020