Solid Mantis's definitions

Chance

Nobody is going to give you a chance if you never take one.

As long as you never take a chance, someone else will try and take control of your fate for you.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Badass bush

A pussy so hairy you need a weedwacker to fuck her.

This is some badass bush, you might want to bring a machete if you're gonna fuck her.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016

Protesting

What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?

Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Superhuman

Expecting somebody to be superhuman or make superhuman plays is unrealistic. If they're already special to many, why do they have to be superhuman to anyone?

Nobody has to try to be superhuman, life is not a comic book.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Respect

Its a given that nobody has to respect anybody, this is something you knew as a little kid.

You don't have to respect me any more than I have to respect you.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Broke

Somebody who's accumulated broke shit instead of wealth

The broke guy has enough m's missing from his bank account that he could donate them to alphabets in quite a few languages.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2018