Solid Mantis's definitions

Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.

The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

Mama's girl

A soft, spiritual female out to soften the world's heart.

Guy 1- Did you see the mama's girl with the bandana and covered in tattoos?
Guy 2- Yea man, nowadays everybody gets tattoos, they don't indicate toughness or anything else anymore. The girl looked like somebody's poodle when they make their dog wear a bunch of shit the dog doesn't want to wear.

by Solid Mantis December 13, 2019

Discomfort

Too many people confuse discomfort with actual pain, but it's not the same thing. Discomfort is not the same as being physically tortured, it's just something people dont like, it's an inconvenience. Not being comfortable is not the same thing as pain.

Discomfort is not unbearable, its irritating at times, but it's not the same thing as painful. People who tell you it is are full of shit.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020

99 pointer

The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.

Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Humorblind

A guy with every sense but humor is humorblind.

Pranker-I can make anybody laugh but that guy.
Prankers friend-He's humorblind, and soon it will be spread and we will be humorblind too. What are we going to do to make this guy crack up?

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018

Salvia

Ah, The bad medicine. Salvia lasts about 10 to 20 minutes when smoked. For some, a noticeable effect is a feeling of heaviness of the body first, and somehow, at the same time exiting the physical body, and forgetting the person ever existed, and exists only as a tunnel of consciousness stretching across the universe. Physically thinking they are made of a truck seat, the truck seat is their body, and their body is the truck seat. Followed by pairs of eyes staring, and any attempt to drink a cup of water results in dry water pouring down the throat. Stuff like that, I see why it's tribal use is not in a smokeable form.

Take a hit of the Salvia it will put you in the trash can. It's so true it really will put you directly in the trash can, where you are trapped for 15 minutes before you escape.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Zombie fucker

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.

DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018