Solid Mantis's definitions

Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Cowardly

Someone who's a weak person whether they dominate something or dont dominate something. Someone who's a weak person whether they take control or dont.

The cowardly guy/girl thought that grabbing power made him/her/their group appear to be a stronger person/group than he/she/they actually were.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Too good to be true story

Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.

If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

White

The color you turn when someone who is a badass starts stabbing you.

The guy was so surprised and embarrassed at the same time when he got stabbed that he didnt even try to take the knife from the assailant, all he could do was stand there and turn white, even whiter than he already was.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who always says they felt tested after going around fucking with other people's lives trying to measure their tolerance and patience.

The hypocrite wondered why a taste of her own medicine wasnt showing her that nobody was testing anybody but her.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Dogfood

Food dogs eat.

The guy knew many great people through family and friends, some were even kind enough to send him dogfood to snack on while he was in jail to show their appreciation of knowing him and how great it was that everybody in life has no evil in them.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.

The girl was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one that didnt know she was a hypocrite.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020