Solid Mantis's definitions

Unclefucker

Someone who makes it look like an accident when they send their uncle a dirty text.

Unclefucker- So do you want to scrog later? Whoops, that was meant to go to my girl/guy. This is embarassing.

Unclefucker's uncle- You knew who you were sending that to, and you know I'm not interested.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2020

Slavery

An early attempt to turn humans into robots that didnt go too well.

Once people learned that slavery came back to haunt them, they started making robots instead.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2020

Heart

You dont have to open your heart to everyone, or trust everyone. Just like you choose who you friends are, you also choose who you open your heart to. You dont have to open your heart to someone you never trusted, you don't owe them that.

You wouldn't open your heart to a surgeon you didnt feel that you could depend on with your life, and the same applies to people in life. You dont have to open your heart to somebody because they think you should. It's your heart, not theirs.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2020

Innocent

Theres no such thing as innocent people, it sounds too good to be true because it is. There are no innocent people of any race, sex, orientation, or group, everybody has done something human, everybody has made mistakes. There are only people not guilty of crimes they've been accused of, it's not the same thing as innocence, it never was. What protestors dont want to hear is that everybody has it coming, whether it's coming back to you as payback, or whether it's coming to you for somebody or something you got back at somebody else for. There is nobody of any race who doesn't deserve pain, theres really just what extent they need to suffer to. George Floyd didnt deserve to die, that doesn't mean he deserved to live a pain free, trauma free life because he was innocent, it just means he didnt do enough to justify killing him, kind of like many of the Confederate soldiers didnt do enough to get their statues dishonored, since not all of them were involved in the slave trade.

There are no innocent people, and anybody who thinks they dont deserve to suffer is someone I think deserves to suffer as much as everybody else.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Restricted

Not free to all, an area where you have no rights.

If an area is restricted, people have no rights there, it's not free. A restricted country is not a free country, it's a country where you have no rights.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

American dream

Something you have to take drugs or go to sleep to achieve, since anybody who tells you they achieved it while they were awake had to steal from somebody, somewhere to achieve it.

Reality is good enough for most people, the American dream is what's fucking up their heads.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.

You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020