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Will Ferrell

No matter how stupid or gullible some companies think people are, they know that people are smart enough to know who they can trust, so they put a guy like Will Ferrell in their commercial to comfort people.
Will Ferrell makes people comfortable, where some of the people you see in commercials you know you wouldn't trust in real life, you know they have making money on their mind and not much else.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
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Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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Enemy's friend

Someone rejected for being the friend of an enemy, for having ties to an enemy, rather than for the reason the enemy was rejected.
The guy would reject other people with ties to the person he was rejecting in order to reject the person, it was just the way things went. Rejecting an enemy's friends with an enemy kept things simple.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
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Bottom Feeder

The way that Deuce Bigalow was saying show me your tits without saying show me your tits to the fish tank girl.
Deuce Bigalow- I'll take the bottom feeder buried in the gravel there, yea, that's the one.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
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Reptilian

A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.
Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019
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Andrew Cuomo scandal

It seems more like an attempt to blackmail a government official already in power by another party that wants to gain power by ousting someone in an indirect way.
The accusers in the Andrew Cuomo Scandal are about as direct in their their intentions as a flight from New York to Istanbul that stops in South Africa and India first.
by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
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Weak person

The kind that would kill to prove they weren't weak.
The girl went to get some money from the guy's house who she said owed her money, and she wasn't going to let him start laughing at her the way everyone else did over it, so she shot him dead to prove to him she wasn't a weak person. Really, she was the worst kind of weak person. A male who does the same thing is the worst kind of weak person, therefore it is not unfair to a female to say the same thing about a female who does the same thing. She was tired of being called weak her whole life, and she couldn't let another person get away with laughing at her.
by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020
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