Solid Mantis's definitions

Alley ally

Somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn't have your back any other time.

Seamus proves to be a good alley ally, the rest of the time he is anti-me.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Sally ride

Another name for a Salvia trip, or the effect of smoking Salvia divornum.

Make your your seatbelt is fastened and tight, you don't want to be able to move around when you fuse with your seat or end up becoming the plastic bag in a trash can. You want to be strapped in tight for the Sally ride.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Widowmaker

A penis larger than 10 inches.

Once Travis gave Denise the widowmaker, her husband was a dead man, he just didn't know he was dead yet.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Fudget

A fuck midget. A fuck boy who is under 4 foot 10.

That fudget ain't gonna fuck with you man, I wouldn't turn my back on him, but he ain't gonna stab you while you're facing him I'll say that.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Shaquesha chamberstreet

A 7 foot something woman who set records for most dudes fucked by a female. She is believed to have wilt chamberlain beat, but there are no legitimate sources to verify these claims.

Shaquesha chamberstreet was a pimptress.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Magic stick

A rapist who can leave a crime scene DNA free is said to have a magic stick.

The suspect must have a magic stick Mr Jacob's, nobody can find anything on the guy.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Half mile under club

Sex in hell.

Charles and Judy are members of the half mile under club.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016