Solid Mantis's definitions

Blue spy

One of several color coded plastic soldiers in Army Men.

The blue spy might be the reason the green and tan armies hate each other so much. The misinformation coming from the blue spy is why the green army thinks the tan army is evil. Apprehend and interrogate the blue spy.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

Mentally ill

Having an illness that isn't physical.

She had her mentally ill cousin shot to death by the police for standing up to her. Her cousin might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2021

Problems

Something people have only for a while.

She beat the guy's dog to death with a baseball bat, and then what problems?

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

Machiavellian princess

A manly princess. Not to be confused with a true tomboy that does things guys do, a Machiavellian princess appears/seems to be a tomboy or like a tomboy on the surface, but is actually excessively masculine by nature, and someone you would think would have had a sex change by now, but hasn't done so only for fear of the social stigma. A Machiavellian princess is called a Machiavellian princess in the same way an effeminate prince is called Machiavellian, she is the female version of a Reptilian effeminate prince.

The Machiavellian princess wants everybody back in line.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

Imitation

Someone rejected by her peers not for being a tomboy, but for being excessively masculine by nature. Someone that hasn't gotten a sex change yet only because of fear of social stigma.

She was so much like an exact replica of Jesse James (except female) that it creeped people around her out to be around her. Then one day she finally got the courage to shoot her brother in the back after an argument over which reel the garden hose should go on, when her husband said he wouldn't shoot him in the face over it. At least her brother in law thought he should get an open casket. She went from an imitation to a full blown disaster.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2021