Solid Mantis's definitions

Mama's girl

A soft, spiritual female out to soften the world's heart.

Guy 1- Did you see the mama's girl with the bandana and covered in tattoos?
Guy 2- Yea man, nowadays everybody gets tattoos, they don't indicate toughness or anything else anymore. The girl looked like somebody's poodle when they make their dog wear a bunch of shit the dog doesn't want to wear.

by Solid Mantis December 13, 2019

Introverted extrovert

There's no such thing as an introverted extrovert. A person who describes himself/herself as an introverted extrovert does so to keep people who don't know he/she is really an introvert from knowing that he/she is not the extrovert some people think he/she is.

Lindsay had found empowerment in convincing people around her she was an open extrovert since she was young, though she had always been an introvert. She would describe herself to other people as an introverted extrovert to keep from losing people who remained close to her that thought she was really an extrovert, since she couldn't handle being alone. She even pretended to be there for other people her entire life for the same reason, she couldn't handle being alone. It never really mattered to her how much damage was done to other people's lives, as long as she didn't end up alone herself, everything would be okay in her mind.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2019

Niceguy

A charming, phony, superficial guy who is scared of girls, especially the ones with pigtails.

Guy 1- I bet the niceguy would back down if your sister went to kick his ass, he would be too embarrassed and ashamed to do anything but crawl away on his knees, never calling himself by another name than bitch for the rest of his life.

Guy 2- Yea we've been overestimating this guy for too long, he doesn't even look girls in the eye when they talk to him, he's scared to even talk to a girl, what a bitch.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Attention needy

A girl/guy who needs more attention than everybody else.

The attention needy girl had been attention seeking all through life, and had she not been as attention needy as she was, quite a few people would have had more time to get things done, since hours of their lives had been spent paying attention to her bullshit, and all the plain old bullshit in life that was never meant to be paid much attention.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Replaceable

There must be a point when you get to be a feudal lord (or the female version of one) where everything and everyone becomes replaceable in your over indulgent lifestyle, even if you took something/someone from someone else that wasn't replaceable to them (something/someone they didn't surrender to you) to replace something/someone you no longer had an interest in.

Everything in his/her machine is a replaceable part of the collective machine, as he/she would call it. There is no bigger picture, its simple.

by Solid Mantis December 19, 2019

Dull

Nobody misses something that got dull years ago.

Nobody was going to miss Lindsay, since she was a dull imitation long before she was a disaster. The people in her life, or in history (alive or deceased) that were everything she wanted to be, but wasn't, were people she went beyond admiration for, they were people she wanted to be, literally.

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019