Definitions by Solid Mantis

Bad fish 

Somebody that tries for the image of a shark, and might even start claiming to be a shark and calling themselves one when they get desperate to get respected, even though nobody that knows them thinks they're anything like a shark.

The mama's boy/girl started calling himself/herself a shark, but everybody else thinks he/she is a bad fish, since there's plenty more like him/her.

Bad fish by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Attention seeking 

Somebody who's more desperate than usual to get undue credit and respect.

He/she was attention seeking his/her entire life.

Attention seeking by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

Next to last samurai by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

Overestimation 

When you think you're about to get hit harder than you are, usually by a 98 pound gangster who hits like a vegan.

The guy saw it coming and braced for it, then he realized his overestimation of the 98 pound vegan wasn't necessary after getting hit.

Overestimation by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

-10 

The kind of female that nobody would miss when she was gone.

The girl was a -10.

-10 by Solid Mantis November 15, 2019

-10 

A female parasite.

You just lost a lot of blood over what the -10 did.

-10 by Solid Mantis November 15, 2019

Six 

If a guy is a three and half, a six would be out of his league, but if a guy is a six, and he met two females who were sixes, and they turned out to be lesbians, they would be a pair of sixes and he would be not much of a hand to get dealt.

The girl thought the guy was a three and a half because he had three and a half inches of hard dick, but really he was a six too.

Six by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019