Definitions by Solid Mantis

BLUF 

A way to say you think somebody is bluffing without saying it.

Say BLUF, the S.C.A.R.E.C.R.O.W is too much of a dumbass to know what you're talking about, you're too smart for him.

BLUF by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Dogs 

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

Dogs by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Strength 

Some people seem to think working is a sign of strength. It doesn't take strength to go to work and make money, you're going to do that anyway to live. You could be the one that weighs 98 pounds soaking wet and hold a job for years if it's what you had to do to live.

The guy/girl thought it took strength to go to work and pay the bills. Really there were strong people who were unemployed and weak people who still had jobs simply because strength is not a factor in who works and who does not.

Strength by Solid Mantis April 7, 2020

Authenticious 

Authentic and suspicious at the same time.

The girl said she wanted to craft an image that was both occult and obscure at the same time, which would seem authenticious and mysterious to her fans.

Authenticious by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

Second chance 

Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.

Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.

Second chance by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

Hypocrisy

When someone known as the mouth of the south starts talking about other people's mouths, you have hypocrisy at its worst.

The mouth of the south wants to preach about other people's mouths now, hypocrisy doesn't get any worse.

Hypocrisy by Solid Mantis April 3, 2020

Heavier handed 

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.

The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.

Heavier handed by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020