Definitions by Solar Afterbirth

Manningize 

To place ones tesicles on the head or face of an unsuspecting person otherwise engaged and distracted by performing an unrelated, typically non-sexual activity, e.g., checking the Manninger'a foot for a stress fracture.

The surveillance footage indicated the customer had Manningized the unwitting shoe shine man polishing his shoes.

Manningize by Solar Afterbirth September 13, 2016