Sodomy boy's definitions

Asskimo

A person who receives or gives anal sex in weather below or at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

So how was that Asskimo chick yesterday?

Not so good....

Why?

I have frostbite on my balls......

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010