Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sodomy boy

Anal Elephant

Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.

Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?

No, why?

He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.

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The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

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The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

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