Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.
Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010
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Sodomy Boy

Sodomy Boy is the name I have given to the sarcastic, douche bag character in all of my definitions.
Hey, you know that hilarious character in all of Sodomy Boy's definitions?

Yea....?

He's fucking awesome!

I wonder who he is.....dumb ass.....
by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010
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Mongoloid Duckling

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.
Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.
by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010
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Anal Atom Bomb

An extremely volatile expulsion of bodily fluids and or particles from one's anus. Usually done onto another individual's chest or face.
Dude what's that smell?

Well, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try an Anal Atom Bomb, she was naked so I just went with it.

The fuck?

Yea, and that was four months ago.
by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010
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Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.
I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.
by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010
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Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011
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Anal Elephant

Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.
Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?

No, why?

He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.
by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010
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