Sodomy Boy's definitions

Anal Elephant

Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.

Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?

No, why?

He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

Asskimo

A person who receives or gives anal sex in weather below or at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

So how was that Asskimo chick yesterday?

Not so good....

Why?

I have frostbite on my balls......

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

Sack o' Shit

The character in all of my definitions that Sodomy Boy absolutely despises, yet still seems to always be around.

Hey Sodomy Boy!

Fuck off Sack o' Shit

No seriously!

I will fucking kill you Sack o' Shit.

by Sodomy Boy October 27, 2010

Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010

Mongoloid Duckling

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.

Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.

by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010