Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018

Scoot

An adoopt

Scoots an adoopt cos him mom didn’t aboot (commit prenatal murder/terminoot)

by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018

Raynor Sandwhiches

Some unknown carcinogenic substance slapped between to pieces of cardboard

Raynor Sandwhiches are crap

by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018

bella woodley

a dinosaur and true crime enthusiast

"you're such a little bella woodley"

by Socialist Canadia February 13, 2024