Snap-Crackle-Pop

Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.
Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting

Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.

The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.
by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016
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wing wang worm

The thin red spicy chillie peppers found in Genaral Tso's Chicken.
Yo dibs on the wing wang worm in the General Tso's; I have a date tonight and she is into spicy scat.
by Snuggle Piss April 27, 2015
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hamjob

A hand job given by a fat stripper.
I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.
by Snuggle Piss January 03, 2016
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