new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
by Snoopy Pugh January 28, 2012
an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez
by Snoopy Pugh April 25, 2012