Snack88's definitions

pom

Inoffensive term used to describe England dwellers. Oh and by the way, contrary to Beer Bong's explanation, the Ashes are now with England. Shit players, eh? Well your very own Brett Lee was shit personified when matched up to Flintoff - suck on that long, wide British cock... convicts.

Ozzie: Nyah, get aht of it, yeh pommie baaastard!

'Pom': Andrew Flintoff winning the ashes - put that on your barbie and grill it!

by snack88 September 25, 2005

hummer

1.Big gas guzzler 4x4 that was used to carry 8 or 10 military personnel but now americans buy them in order that they themselves will be able to fit inside given their enormous flab to body tissue ratio. Are used to state that the person is big (in more ways than one) and that they can afford to waste millions of $ on a vehicle that does about 1/4 of a mile per gallon.

2.Stupid overly-patriotic american blowjob in which the unfortunate female (or often male) to be subjected to the tedious and mundane task of first finding the man's tiny cock under the mass of flab then puts it in their mouth and sucks it whilst humming the star spangled banner, causing the tiny vibration in his or her lips to increase the pleasure induced by roughly 0.000000001%.

1. Oh, normal cars are so hard to get into - the amount of space you get is only 1 metre wide! I'll buy a hummer. And i'll add my kids in there to add more weight so it goes faster and is more fuel efficient.

2. How apt is this - the act of singing the American national anthem while sucking a fat man's cock and making him ejaculate all over your face. God bless America.

by snack88 August 29, 2005