1 definition by Smuc Muck
Leafyishere is a Reptilian You Tuber who surfs in CS:GO. He has started a large cult (See The Reptilian Brotherhood). Leafy tries to hide the fact that he is a reptile but we obviously can see through his cheap human disguise. He uses a human translator in attempt to fool you but he forgets from time to time and you can see through the disguise his reptilian skin. one of Leafy's street names is LeafyisDrugs. Leafy has denied multiple penis cam petitions but has shown us his human outfit. He has successfully taken over youtube with help from his loyal reptilians and now is king.
Also, leafyishere is also named after a complex but pleasurable sex move.
First, you sit your partner in the doggy style and then draw an Illuminati triangle around the anus and shove a reptilian approved sex toy down the anus until it turns red, then you flip them over tell them a life story (usually something about drugs), flip them back over, beat them with the reptilian approved sex toy, thrust yourself in, and before you climax, aim it towards your mouth to hold it in your mouth. Flip your partner again, go towards their face and Hiss at them, the semen represents a reptilian's saliva. Then after that you tell them to "Leaf a like"
Also, leafyishere is also named after a complex but pleasurable sex move.
First, you sit your partner in the doggy style and then draw an Illuminati triangle around the anus and shove a reptilian approved sex toy down the anus until it turns red, then you flip them over tell them a life story (usually something about drugs), flip them back over, beat them with the reptilian approved sex toy, thrust yourself in, and before you climax, aim it towards your mouth to hold it in your mouth. Flip your partner again, go towards their face and Hiss at them, the semen represents a reptilian's saliva. Then after that you tell them to "Leaf a like"
leafyishere is one sexy reptilian cum lord and i wish he would fist me with a bulldozer and then stick his scaled, green, monster cock . I also want him to stick a CS:GO surf map down my reptilian throat
by Smuc Muck October 16, 2015