Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Smooch

Simpin

When you fall for someone you know you shouldn’t fall for And end up hurting because there is nothing you can do 😩💔

Bestie: What’s wrong bro

Me: I’m simpin over you know who

Bestie: damn bro that’s tuff

Simpin by Smooch May 18, 2019

Reffering to or Pretaining to one whom enjoys the reefer

"Go get me soem weed swag bag.."

Swag Bag by Smooch April 22, 2005

From the monkey family. Charictarized by the trait that he is always trying to scare other monkeys with his wiener.

Seeing Mike in his boxers confirms that afritywankers are not extinct.

afritywanker by Smooch September 24, 2003