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Definitions by Smokey in the bumhole

porkography 

Looking at pictures and videos of pork and whispering "oh yeah I'd eat that" the whole time. Then you mutter "you like that you fat bastard" while crying into your two dollar BBQ pork frozen dinner.
Me: "Bro, do you want to look at some porkography with me?" Bro: " Oh yeah, I'm down to look at some juicy hams".