Definitions by Smokey Tits

Tom

A cunt.

Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.

Tom by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Bonerfied Midget 

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

Bonerfied Midget by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010