1 definition by Smoked Pineapple
A group of runners far superior than everyone else. Their endurance is level 1000. While their strength is level 50. They are revered for their impeccable looks and personality.
Dad: Son what do you want to be when you are older.
Son: I want to be a part of the Distance Gang
Dad: (cries) Son I have never heard a child say anything so wise, you are my father now.
Son: I want to be a part of the Distance Gang
Dad: (cries) Son I have never heard a child say anything so wise, you are my father now.
by Smoked Pineapple May 26, 2020