Definitions by SmokeUpDaChildrenFoAdellePls

Alex

When your boyfriend not only takes your breath away everyday, but also can make you laugh in your darkest moments and is genuinely your best friend.

I miss my alex 😔

Alex by SmokeUpDaChildrenFoAdellePls October 25, 2026

The self inflicted flappy bird

When a person gains insecurity over their uncircumcised penis and decides to take matters into their own hands, grabbing a sharp object and attempting the procedure on themselves. In order for this act to be considered a self inflicted flappy bird, the modification must fail, resulting in two or more 'flaps' of foreskin hanging from the bell end of the genitalia.

"OWWWW FUCK I JUST GAVE MYSELF THE SELF INFLICTED FLAPPY BIRD SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT MY DICKKKKK IT HURTSSSS"

The self inflicted flappy bird by SmokeUpDaChildrenFoAdellePls October 25, 2026