Definitions by Smelly Nelly

lettuce crinkler 

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

lettuce crinkler by smelly nelly March 6, 2014

Boobis 

The fat between your arms and your boobs.

this dress makes my boobis' look huge!
Or
that girl was so fat her boobis' made it look like she has 4 boobs

Boobis by Smelly Nelly April 2, 2008