Definitions by Smell the roses

step ladder 

Only a ladder by marriage, not a real ladder.
See also; Step-grandad

What's worse than being a step ladder?
Being a step-grandad.

step ladder by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

nail technician 

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat

Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"

nail technician by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

Step-grandad 

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

Step-grandad by Smell the roses October 1, 2016