TBN

"Tricked By Nick" - Infamous cycling route created in 2018. Aptly named for the creator, who baited people into a "team ride" in order to gain company on his nightly commute home from work. Described as a friendly pace, the actual pace is more like hot sauce on your taint - spicy, yet refined.

Are you joining the TBN ride this Tuesday? Nah, my wife and kids demand all my time and I'm not longer a serious cyclist.

You TBN was lit last night, check out my new saddle sores.