Definitions by Smart gluestick

kentucky fried fuck 

When your gf is so fat, you roll her in flour and then fuck the wet spot.

That cow from the bar last night was so big, I gave her a kentucky fried fuck.

kentucky fried fuck by Smart gluestick July 6, 2019

joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

joe zeed by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018