2 definitions by Small T

Douche

a feminine not male product use to clean a nasty ass reproductive organ of the female the vagina that smells of dead decaying flesh that man tend to flea from unless there a nimfo. not ment to clean your shithole. I wouldnt say this unless someone i know has tried this. but we all tend to take advantage of the word and were proud of it. we use it for slang to make people feel like stupid assholes for stupid shit they've done,did,do,said,mentioned, and pretty much anything you have to think about before doin it that might make people call u a douche u probably will be called a douche.

dude your such a douche

Boy:hey u wanna bone
Girl: no sorry i have to douche

Boy: nasty!! u better douche that pussy before i fuck that shit!
Sister: ok

dude your such a douch for using a douch floyd lol

by Small T July 5, 2006

quif

also known as a pussy fart. a quif is were air gets into a pussy because of a jack hammer of a man pounding it. when he goes in and out fast air tends to sneak in and build up in a pocket. quifs dont usually acure unless they change positions. and when chicks do quif guys get turned of fast like seeing a hairy ass pussy. but its natural but still distasteful when your eating out a chick.

Guy: did u feel that earthquake?
Slut: nah i quif when im happy.

he was horible to bad i didnt quif to turn him off

as i went to change postions the worst of all worst things happened i quifed.

wow that quif semlt hella bad

by Small T July 5, 2006