Sloppy Seth's definitions

Jäger bomb

When you're hitting it from behind and take a 2 liter bottle of alcohol and crack it on the back of her skull so she goes unconscious and you can give her the bomb fist in the ass.

"I gave becky a jäger bomb last night, she was out cold for 3 hours"
"Dude sick"

by Sloppy Seth December 13, 2017

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017