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Fired

When a job becomes terminated due to work performance or company cuts
Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!

Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop January 18, 2019
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Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis
As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!
by SlopNChop November 30, 2016
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Lust

Not considered love all you wish is to have sex with someone your attracted to
Chad : Last night I boned Kiersten so hard with my large cock!
Jake : Yeah right asshole Kiersten was in my bed fucking me!
Chad : Oh but I fucked her in my dream just like I used to before she met you!
Jake : Dude if you don't stop this Lust for my girlfriend I'm gonna kick your ass!
Chad : I would love to sick my cock in your ass!
Jake : Dude you better run!
by SlopNChop May 30, 2017
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P+P=P

A guy code when he want's to have sex with a girl (Penis + Pussy = Pleasure)
Keirsten : I'm Bored
Chad : P+P=P Baby!
Keirsten : OHH!
by SlopNChop September 24, 2016
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Pie

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA! Uhhhh!

Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?

Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
by SlopNChop August 30, 2018
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Friends

A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.
Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
by SlopNChop July 30, 2017
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Stiffie

When A males penis is enlarged to due a sexual arose also known as a boner!
Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
by SlopNChop January 22, 2017
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