Family Reunion

When you and your cousin have a sleepover then you proceed to inserted your gummy stick inside her until you make some creme to fill her up like a jelly donut.

Just got back from a four hour family reunion in a Krispy Kreme bathroom.

by Slitty Sam May 04, 2019

Zagnut

When the neighbors dog shits on your lawn so in return you pull down your pants and squat down over their lawn dropping small milk dud shaped turds asserting your dominance

“If Jess’s dog takes one more shit on my lawn I’m going to drop a couple of zagnuts in her yard”

by Slitty Sam May 04, 2019