Obeast

A horribly fat and ugly person. It is a combination of "obese" and "beast."
Hey look it's the fattest girl in the school. She's a real obeast!
by Slippy Slippy Sir February 03, 2013
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Mop

Someone with ugly hair that looks like those string mops janitors use
Look at that guy's hair! He's such a mop.
by Slippy Slippy Sir February 15, 2013
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