Definitions by Slim Tim Jim

Robert Krafting 

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.

When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.

Robert Krafting by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

Taste of Texas 

A sex act in which you order a pound of steak, cut it into small pieces and put it in the girls vagina. After you have done so you proceed to eat all of it out.

I was so hungry last night that I did the Taste of Texas.

Taste of Texas by Slim Tim Jim January 22, 2019