Slappy Pappy's definitions

shplack

the noise of when a goo ball hits a window/glass.

did you hear the shplack the ball just made

by slappy pappy December 22, 2007

Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

by Slappy Pappy November 2, 2012