2 definitions by slappy pappy

Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

by slappy pappy May 24, 2012

shplack

the noise of when a goo ball hits a window/glass.

did you hear the shplack the ball just made

by slappy pappy November 21, 2007