Definitions by Slap happy

knob fondler 

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

knob fondler by Slap happy December 12, 2013

baltimore car jacking 

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

baltimore car jacking by Slap Happy September 17, 2006