Definitions by Slanted view

time 

a silly concept, contrary to popular belief is not constant. It slows down outside a bathroom door, but inside is going at a much faster pace.

Is also stretched when one is bored

"I was doing my business in the bathroom and when i had finished I found that time had passed alot faster outside and that Urban dictionary had taken over the world, shame really."

time by slanted view September 25, 2009

Your Mum 

An insult commonly (mis)used in todays society.

Boy 1: "Your Mum!"

Boy 2: "She's your mum too idiot."
Boy 1: "................." "Well your dad then"

Your Mum by Slanted view September 25, 2009