lupset

But of a shit hole. Chavs and roadmen everywhere. You can guarantee you'll have 9 year olds telling you to fuck off at a bus stop or asking you for a fag in their little bin bag coats. Girls with orange faces recreating the Donald Trump look, their eyebrows the size of a humpback whale and their fake lashes half way off their eyelashes. They'll be wearing adidas leggings, tops, coats, hats and a bun on top of their head. Lads will be wearing puffy coats and everything from JD stood outside of maccies with their shanks. Common slang is "fit", "my g", "yes my guy", "peng" and "wys babes".

*Scenario in Lupset*
Roadman: "Wys babes, gimme that snap innit"
Chav: "Aren't you with Akeisha thoooooo"
Roadman: "Nah nah nah, I'm done with her"
Chav: "I don't fucking think so you wet wipe, go get a washhhrrrrrr you scruff"

by Slagbag ;) December 06, 2020