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Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm is now a woke company.

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022

+£×€÷*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",

At this point, you are not even bored. You are ultimately crazy. You are sitting in the most boring class in high school.

Lemme type +£×€÷*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",

by Skyrim550 November 24, 2021

The Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper. Some polish (maybe russian or something idk) guy from the board game Nightmare. I am absolutely bored (pun intended) that I decided to make a defintion about this game from 1993.

The Gatekeeper: get closer. Still closer. DON'T GET NEAR ME YOU MAGGOT

Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022

He disrespected me

Something Psycho Dad from McJuggernuggets says everytime he breaks his stuff.

Psycho Dad: *Breaks Ps5*

McJuggernuggets: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mom: Jeff, why did you break that???

Psycho Dad: He disrespected me.

by Skyrim550 June 27, 2022

transfiguartion

Wrong way to spell Transfiguration.

Me: Transfiguration

Google: Transfiguartion

by Skyrim550 August 6, 2022

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022