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Double standard

The Double Standard is of the liberal's greatest weapon. For example: Biden can say he will nuke America, they won't care. However when Trump posts something stupid on Twitter, it's "ahhhhhh! HE'S A WHITE SUPREMACIST! AHHHHH".
Reporter: Hey, can I post about how the US agent refused to give evidence of Russia's "attack" on Ukraine to your platform.

Jack Dorsey: Sorry, we don't allow fake news.

Feminist: Uhh! These men were trying to rape me because they kept saying that having kids are good.

Jack Dorsey: Yeah, common White Supremacists probably.

Reporter: Now that sounded suspicious.

Jack Dorsey: Imagine what would happen if I allowed fake news on my platform.

Reporter: f*ck you and your Double Standard!
by Skyrim550 February 7, 2022
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Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.
The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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Pontifical High Mass

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).
Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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Bernie the ape

Bernie Sanders speaks like an ape. He can only form very little sentences. Examples of this will be given in the box below. He is also dumb as an ape. Very stupid.
Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Why do you discriminate against white women Bernie?

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: That still doesn't anwser the question. Now, why do you discriminate against white women?

Bernie the ape: Me already told Mr. Italian senator, me like black women, me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Do you know you talk like an ape, Bernie?
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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Ulfric Trump

Ulfric Trump is a combination of Ulfric Stormcloak and Donald Trump. They both of the same agenda. Skyrim is a prediction of America. While General Tullius and the Thalmor (Joe Biden and China) seek to destroy and have power over a certain land, Ulfric Stormcloak (and Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis) seek to put an end to this liberal madness.
Trump: Make America great again!
Ulfric: For Skyrim!

Me: Wow, Ulfric is an Ulfric Trump!
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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+£×€÷*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",

At this point, you are not even bored. You are ultimately crazy. You are sitting in the most boring class in high school.
Lemme type +£×€÷*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",
by Skyrim550 November 24, 2021
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