Definitions by Skunk knuckles

Greek trailer hitch 

You must first find a piano dolly or any form of chair with wheels then, with a willing participant who will be the hitch, while on the piano dolly shove your dry nuts into the hitch’s ass then have them haul you around.

Ok babe grab your best piano dolly because we’re Greek trailer hitching tonight.

Greek trailer hitch by Skunk knuckles October 7, 2023

A crock’a shit 

You go into someone’s home while they’re away shit in their crock pot, turn it on low and leave.

Remember that asshole down the street, yeah well now he’s got a crock’a shit to deal with.

A crock’a shit by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

Chocolate shit coockies 

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.

Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.

Chocolate shit coockies by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

Palmdale

When you trick someone in thinking they dropped something and you go to pick it up like a nice person, then from the ground you jump palm strike uppercut them in the fuckin chin like a shoryuken.

You better quit flapping your gums or I’ll Palmdale your ass!

Palmdale by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

Loodaladdle 

When you suck piss out of a dead cat.

Hey quit hogging the loodaladdle and pass that fith of cat piss round!

Loodaladdle by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020