Definitions by Skip Bumphrey

mud foul 

An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.

A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.

Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.

I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.

mud foul by Skip Bumphrey October 17, 2008

poopie dickin

Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.

Ted and Randy went back to Ted's trailer for some box wine and some serious poopie dickin.

poopie dickin by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008