Me-J

A me-J is a self performed blow job.
After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.
by SkinsFan21 January 07, 2010
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Noop

The act of napping and pooping at the same time. Either on purpose or involuntarily.
Grandma was tired so she took a noop. It took us an hour to clean both her and the lazy-boy.
by Skinsfan21 January 19, 2012
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