Jestun

A person (always male) who has a short stature, long hair, and a friendly attitude. This man has a very chill demeanor and optimistic outlook, but also has a tendency to overthink things to the point where others (namely friends, family, and coworkers), assume or feel as if he is, or attempting to, procrastinate or avoid his current task. But in reality he is just waiting to begin until he has a general blueprint or design to both efficiently and correctly accomplish his goal. He has also been known to partake in 4:20 ritual traditions.

All in all this man is a dependable loyal friend for life, unless you break his trust in which case he can and most likely will become cool distant and detached from caring about the betrayer. If he feels offended hurt or upset enough with this trust breaker, he does become quite vindictive but never acts until least expected then hits them with a very decisive, petty, and very uniquely engineered revenge that will subconsciously target the mental, emotional, and social health of the individual in a way that is comparable to the physical sensation of a long needle slowly being inserted into the base of the skull until it fully enters the brain stem.

That dude is a Jestun, he helped me and my cousin both move and loaned us each money for food and rent, but my cousin ghosted on him and about a month later Jestun showed up and spoke like two sentences at him, and now my cousin doesn't even go outside unless he is working and straight up dropped all his friends and his honeys and just sits in the dark and stares blankly at his hands on his lap. And that Jestun is such a damn good friend that when I told him the situation he loaned me enough money to cover half the bill for my cousins therapy, and I sure as hell guarantee that I'll pay him back!

by Skillet_85 December 29, 2023