Sitting Duck's definitions

momma mayhem

1. lady luck
2. the member of a group of friends who can shake his hips well

1. going for the touchdown! matt, you're my momma mayhem.
2. momma mayhem do the hip-shake!

by sitting duck August 24, 2003

aftermath

The unexpected 'spurt' that comes after you get done rubbing one off. Always comes after you put your pants back on. Usually results in sticky boxers.

The aftermath really messed up my boxers, I had to tell my mom to wash them again.

by Sitting Duck May 7, 2004