canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019

Starvious

The next level up form "Hangry"

No wonder I'm in a shit mood. Thought I was Hangry but I realise I'm Starvious.

by Sir_Rutto August 29, 2019

Yawngasm

When you yawn so hard you nearly bust a nut

Dude. I yawned so hard I nearly dropped a yawngasm in my jocks.

by Sir_Rutto June 26, 2020