Definitions by Sir squirrel

Twatter 

Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.

You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.

Twatter by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015

The jizzler 

Something like the boogeyman except sexier

I the jizzler will give your night pizzazz

The jizzler by Sir squirrel August 21, 2014