Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools

That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking

by Sir chopper June 20, 2023

Harty sharty

To unexpectedly shart a load of porridge after a vigorous night of chod.

To get overly excited by his new mondeo that he leaks poo water...

Ben was late for work again, blamed a Harty Sharty
The new turbo caused chopper to do a little Harty Sharty

by Sir chopper February 10, 2022