Sir chopper's definitions

Harty sharty

To unexpectedly shart a load of porridge after a vigorous night of chod.

To get overly excited by his new mondeo that he leaks poo water...

Ben was late for work again, blamed a Harty Sharty
The new turbo caused chopper to do a little Harty Sharty

by Sir chopper February 10, 2022

Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools

That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking

by Sir chopper June 20, 2023